Fake-Ass Christian

A type of faux-Christian who typically only highlights any content of the Bible that serves their bigoted perspectives. When it comes to 'loving thy neighbor' they fail miserably, often by proclaiming that people migrating in order to escape persecution need to, "go home", and that "the government needs to build a wall" to keep them out. It's likely that if they existed when Mary was pregnant and migrated in order to find a safe place to give birth to Jesus, they would slam the door right in her face and be cool with her child dying of dehydration.

That fake-ass Christian is donating money to the "build a wall fund" created by another fake-ass Christian who plans on keeping the money.

by Lobster_Poop December 25, 2018

fake people

the ones you thought that were your friends until you find out they are talking crap behind you back. The ones that want attention , the ones who just use you for something!

Hey look!

Rachael and Sadie are being fake people, they like talking bad about us behind our backs!

by 0of_ January 21, 2019

fake boyfriend

A boy that thinks and treats you as his girlfriend, but you are not. You let him buy you dinner and movies anyways.

" Are you and that boy dating?"
" No, hes just my fake boyfriend"

by Stephanie and Alison July 6, 2008

Fake Default

Someone who plays Fortnite, who owns any skin but chooses to play as the default skin to lure other players to him.

There's a default over here, easy kill.
Watch out, he's a fake default!

by blackpoweramerica July 4, 2018

fake and bake

Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

fake hustle

Wild enthusiam which is both inappropriate and false. Fake hustle is usually produced in the face of failure, fear, or extreme boredom. It is easily noticeable at speeches by Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-il and at corporate marketing retreats. Fake hustle also plays a prominent role in sports, where it is used to conceal basic incompetence.

Sprinting back to the dugout after a strike out is a wonderful example of fake hustle.

by Christie Malre April 20, 2008

philly fake out

When a Male is having sexual intercourse with a female from the doggy style position, while the male proceeds to pull out from the Vagina or Anus, spits on the females back, and as the female turns her head around thinking the male has already ejaculated the male ejaculates all over the females face.

Lucianna got extremely mad at Kent for doing the philly fake out on her, and making her have a red eye.

by themainman12 May 20, 2009