Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Fakir

a writer, who refuses to write the end of a story.

"why won't you finish the story? urgh your being such a fakir "

by sofian March 27, 2017

Faecilicious

- Adjective

Full of shit.

Can mean this in either the literal or the figurative sense.

Jason, in his bungling attempt to siphon diesel from someone's RV, inadvertently got a mouthful of faecilicious liquid instead

To everyone's lasting disgust, William discovered too late as he ruptured the nondescript pipe that it was in fact faecilicious, and in active use

Michael's faecilicious expression exposed his utterance for the contemptible lie that it was

by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

Fanking

A term used for when woman masterbate and stumulate themselves by spanking their vagina . Fanny + Spank = Fank

She will be fanking herself over that later!!

by Fankmel8er October 25, 2017

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail into a lie in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

I thought the story he was telling was legitimate, then he added some random useless information to make the story seem more believable, then I knew he was faking the snake.

by PhoneticPhoenix November 2, 2017

Faking the snake

To add a seemingly random and/or useless detail to a story in order to make it more believable.

"So, one time when I was working as the cashier, this massive guy came into the store, wearing this odd shirt of a cobra..."
"Alan, are you faking the snake with me?"

by Picodreng November 3, 2017

faking it rain

A phrase commonly used as to when one has the desire to show off how much cash they have, but in reality you only have $2 lazy ass *sobs*

"Man, I am gonna make it rain tonig- no, wait, I'm faking it rain cuz I'm broke af"

by slovakianspoopdookies February 3, 2018