christmas faced

to get completly wasted on christmas eve or on christmas day

shit im christmas faced hand me another present

by ohya babydontstop December 23, 2008

milk-faced

Childish, insolent, whiny like a baby
A very old term, probably from middle ages, or maybe invented at ren fairs.

That milk-faced chit is barely off his mother's apron-strings.

by AprilRyan November 23, 2009

waste-faceded

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking

yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!

by liquid524 December 4, 2009

Keanu Faced

When one is really tired, stoned, or wasted

Man you look so keanu faced right now, did you not sleep?
Dude, I was so keanu faced last night. I must of had a 30 rack.

by ride the wave November 5, 2010

Poopy Faced

When you can see on someones face that they are upset, frustrated, mad, and or just hating life...

Hey Private, don't look so poopy faced, it's just a 7 mile run!

by dc2matthew April 28, 2011

Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

cunt-faced bitch

a word used to describe a dirty cunt after they have surpassed assbag, shithead, and cunt cookie, but has not yet reached the level of asshole that you just want to tie them up with an extention cord and leave them to cry. It's basically the ass grabbing douchebag that we all hate but don't care enough to do anything more than crack a smart ass remark.

Wow, my teacher is a cunt-faced bitch.

by bpakr August 30, 2006