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English Class

Person 1: This is soooo haaard.

Person 2: What? Math class?

Person 1: No, english class.

Person 2: I feel for ya buddy...
by SharpieAddict October 19, 2010
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Engineer

Individuals who seek solutions to their problems, yet create the very problems they seek to solve.
You know you're an engineer if you can prove you have no life mathematically.
by An Engineer January 27, 2013
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English Horseman

When a standing male urinates between the legs of someone sitting on a toilet (who is also urinating). Often done as a sexual fetish or to save time when the bathroom line is long.
Becky: I have to go to the bathroom.
Martin: Me too! English Horseman?
Becky: What's that?
Martin: It's when I pee through your legs while you pee.
Becky: Please go away.
by RancorTrainer January 5, 2014
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English

English speakish you
Yes I speake english
by thrgere August 11, 2020
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The English School

International British School in Bogota, Colombia. The school is full of wealthy kids. The yearly tuition at the school costs almost the same as that of private colleges. Many students have personal drivers and sometimes bodyguards.

Many of them end up going to college in other parts of the world, including: the US, UK, France, Germany, Australia, Korea, Canada, Japan, etc. During Middle School they take the British GCSE's and during High School they take IBs. All students are 100% bilingual and many of them are trilingual.

The faculty members at the school are primarily British and very talented. They are also, however, crazy. It is common to see the British faculty partying with underaged students: drinking at bars, drinking at a teacher's home, and there have been quite a few scandals of teachers sleeping or hooking up with students (even on the middle of the dance floor during prom!).

After the year 2000 the school suffered a slight decline in prestige due to the high number of "new rich" enrolling. The "old wealth" at the school was not happy.
Common phrases at The English School:

"I can't believe that guy had sex with our bio teacher during his senior trip!"

"No, I can't go to play squash to the country club, we're going to our private island this weekend."

"I remember when the school did not accept the children of drug dealers ("sigh")"

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Donald MacIver (literature and drama teacher) is gay."
by la fundacion July 31, 2006
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English Nazi

One who has an unhealthy obsession with correcting the spelling, grammar, and pronunciation of others.
"Do you know where to find a coffee shop?"
"Yeah, I seen one back there somewhere."
"Ahem. You mean you SAW one back there somewhere."
"Goddamn, you're such a fucking English Nazi."
by English Nazi May 24, 2004
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engineer

someone who's a pro at math and science, plays the guitar very well, and knows how to solve practical problems.
Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

Erecting a dispenser!
by spahsappinmahsentry January 23, 2011
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