The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.
Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.
by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014
Get the dong loiteringmug. 1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.
by Blaine April 3, 2003
Get the dong-honkermug. by squatsy November 2, 2003
Get the dong gobblermug. When you dip your penis into the drink of someone you don't like. This should always be performed without the victims knowledge.
by Greg427 February 20, 2009
Get the dong dipmug. by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
Get the schlong dongmug. the extra length of belt that stick out from you pants which resembles a penis hanging out infront of you.
by queen of fucking france bitches January 1, 2009
Get the belt dongmug. An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."
Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009
Get the Dong Cottagemug.