ditchthebitch

Removing toxic people, any race, age or gender, to gain back control of your life.

One of my friends was treating me with disrespect so I decided to ditchthebitch.

by KathyWoudz November 19, 2019

ditch drama december

the whole month of december u have to ditch drama or ur a pussy

don’t start drama with me it’s ditch drama december

by tiktoker01 November 10, 2019

Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper

I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.

by sarcastabytch January 1, 2020

Dipthong

The ugly ‘eee’ sound when singing a word ending in Y

Choir: *singing* On short day-eeee
Dylan: dipthong!

by I am hajime hinata February 21, 2020

Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car

Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.

by margophantom June 28, 2020

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.

I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!

by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020