Devin

A kid that act like a goof ball at class ever one know him not he’s not Shya cool dude and fun to hang around with and like to play games

Devin is so cool

by Devin’s December 21, 2017

devin wong

when ur shlong is so long you are legally not allowed to enter buildings because everyone feers that you will destroy the walls, ur shlong basically becomes a light saber

i be devin wongin out here

by violetisawhore May 29, 2020

The DeVito Effect

When you eat so much that you start to get as fat as Danny DeVito, but the more you eat, the more funnier you get, like Danny DeVito

Wesley-Dude, this bucket of fried chicken is so god damn good
Justin-I know right
Wesley-Hey, dude why did the chicken cross the road
Justin-Why?
Wesley-Because he wanted to see the chicken strip!
Justin-Dude, The DeVito Effect is happening

by Samurott December 10, 2016

Danny DeVito

To drink a shot of booze from a hairy mans belly button.

I Danny DeVitoed Bob last night and might have ingested some mold. Hoping it was just lint though.

by Dick Bass September 24, 2018

Patrick Devitt

The greatest Segment Slayer to have ever lived is Patrick Devitt, crown-bearer of the legendary "Josh Duncan's 'Got Any Change for this Kwarter' segment, among thousands of others in at least 3 US states. When Patrick is not slaying segments, he is busy instigating mental anguish and feelings of inferiority in his Strava rivals. Additionally, one time in college he started dictating a story in his sleep, which was later adapted by his roommate Orson Welles into the screenplay for "Citizen Kane," widely considered the greatest film of all time. No one knows how old Patrick is. Despite the fact that he has never appeared on the show, in 2019 Ken Jennings conceded that Patrick was the best Jeopardy contestant in the show's then-36-year history. Kanye West has also privately claimed that it was in fact Patrick, and not Beyonce, who had the best video of all time. While these and his many other achievements are beyond debate, in 2020 and 2021 Devitt was widely criticized for his condescension toward users posting their walking miles on Strava, as well as for a general lack of wokeness, which spurred the #walkforpatrick and #cancelpatrick movements in northern Illinois.

Today was a rest day, but I took the kids to the park and posted it on Strava so Patrick Devitt would see it and disapprove. #walkforpatrick

by #cancelpatrick October 18, 2021

Devin

He is a half-white half-Mexican boy who is straight but likes touching boys. He loves cats a little to much. He looks at cat porn. His parents are strict

Girl' Devin is so hot but I think he likes my brother Bobby.

Friend' I thought he liked your cat.
Girl' OMG me too... He likes my cat! :o

by Tall white boy 03 May 11, 2016

devent

a disappointing-event.

used as a noun or an adjective to describe weak situations.

-Kyle is a soft "devent" because every weekend he either doesn't come out.. or when he does, he gets drunk off 3 beers and goes home early with Lindsay.

- That Kegger became a "devent" because everyone left after Lawrence pulled a gun.

by POP SHEPSKI April 25, 2010