deskcock

A cock on a desk. You can use it for a quick masturbation while on work.

Hey sis, I got an deskcock.
Don't call me sis, I am you boss, you'er fired.

by lolboy_30000 February 23, 2021

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deskinator

A desk that has caused a person physical harm in some way.

my friend hit his head on the science desk, it’s a deskinator

by FaZeKrautz May 6, 2021

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Deskillful

antonym of skillful. Describes people that have less skill than unskillful.

How did he missed the shot from 5 yards away from the goal. What a deskillful player

by Чай с лемоном October 1, 2023

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Request Desktop Website

POV: You pressed this button just to try to see the definitions on your iPad or iPhone, but it did absolutely nothing. Don’t think you’re as clever as you think you are

“Request Desktop Website” is a useless feature. I will give it 1 point of a star out of 10

by co5oo April 8, 2022

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Stress Reducing Desktop Destroyer

A very funny and addicting free windows application that allows you to "destroy" your computer screen with different tools. It can be downloaded at www dot mystressmanagement dot net

What are you doing?

Destroying my computer!

WHAT???

No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.

oh...

by Theend16 October 5, 2010

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