Spock Docking 

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving

I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking

Spock Docking by ben2020 October 5, 2013

urban dicking 

When you're completely bored out of your mind and have nothing else to do but read through urban dictionary.

Jim: what are you doing tonight Suzie?

Suzie: Nothing I am so fucking bored I will probably just be urban dicking all night.

urban dicking by SuzzieQQ December 9, 2013

maple dicking 

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off

Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!

maple dicking by crimsoncape August 31, 2015

Faux docking 

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.

Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking

Faux docking by Jcena! June 1, 2016

emo docking 

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"

emo docking by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016

Sponge-Dicking 

Sponge-Dicking (Sponge-Dick); The act of quick grabbing all of the items contained in a chest during a Hunger Games battle in Minecraft, essentially absorbing it's contents like a big absorbent, spongy dick.

"Hey, 'azzturdz69' is Sponge-Dicking that chest!"

Sponge-Dicking by Sc1ss0rw4lker June 27, 2016

Dry Docking a Steamer 

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

Dry Docking a Steamer by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016