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by del boy September 25, 2006
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Las Cruces

A city in New Mexico, the land of enchantment. Also known as Lost Causes...Popular saying among locals..."Welcome to Lost Causes, land of entrapment. You'll come here on vacation, leave on probation and return on violation..." Once you come to Las Cruces, you will continue to come to Las Cruces...You'll never TRULY leave. Forbes ranked Las Cruces as the number 10 place to retire. Lot's of pot, lots of meth, lots of heroin. Las Cruces is where the cowboys roamed, and is home to the Rio Grande river...As well as a large group of Juggalos. MMFWCL!

ORALE'!...HANDLEBARS!
Druggie 1: "I'm getting the fuck out of Las Cruces for GOOD!"
Druggie 2: "Haha! You'll be back whether you like it or not!"
Druggie 1: "You'll see!"
Druggie 2: "Yeah, I'll see you when you get back!
by "Me see a valley!" December 6, 2012
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crunchy

"Green;" environmentally-friendly.
The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.
by spectrekitty December 16, 2008
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council rock

OK hard ass from north philly, you couldnt be more wrong. First of all, our school has been open for only four years, thats the number after three in case your stupid ass cant count, and we have won close to 20 league titles between our sports teams, and 5, count them, 5 state championships. Now let me do a little bit of math for your stupid north philly ass, thats about 5 league titles a year, and AT LEAST one state champ a year. Come down here to Council Rock, and who knows you may beat our asses up, after we fuck you up in a sporting event.
Dumbass just jealous of his shitty ass sports teams... WE ARE FUCKING C-R

dont hate council rock just because you can't beat us
by NH CR South Senior class '06 December 28, 2005
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Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor
Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others
by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003
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council house bulge

effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.
Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.
by MoLincs October 24, 2009
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captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!
by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005
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