crunch wrap

The best food item from Taco Bell. Its only $2.03

Yo nigga, i went my ass to Taco Bell and got me a Crunch Wrap. IM FULL!!!

by Inconsiderate White Man July 19, 2006

Crunch Bar

Taking a pick to the house, or causing a fumble.

Did you see me cause that fumble and take it to the house for a touchdown? That was a mother fuckin crunch bar!

by DaleTheSnail August 25, 2010

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

by Cap'n Dictionary January 17, 2008

crunchy

quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli

does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.

by nycbella December 15, 2003

crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009

crunchie

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.

Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."

by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009

A Crunch

A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.

Nick: Oh God...

Justin: What?

Nick: I feel it coming...

Justin: What?

Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!

Justin: Over there...why?

Nick: It's coming!

Justin: What's coming?!

Nick: A CRUNCH!

by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010