cropdick

The reattachment of one's foreskin

i have a cropdick

by niggerman224 April 6, 2019

Cropduster

Those annoying ass yellow planes that fuck arojnd your house in the spring.

Bob: I'm flyin' the cropduster today
Bruce: Don't you fuck around my house!
Bob: Why?
Bruce: Don't

by PseudoFrank April 26, 2020

Cropdusted

Darting or Passing Gas While Walking By Someone Without Saying Anything

Boy My Boss Just Cropdusted All Over My Desk Now It Smells Like Ads

by WordMasterElite July 28, 2020

Crop? And Storytime?

The most mid person ever, Crop? And Storytime? Is annoying tiktok copypasta that almost everyone hates.

“Crop?” A term for Reuploading a TikTok so it can be Screen Recorded or Screen Shotted

“Storytime?” A term for uploading a explanation about the context that wasn’t described in the video.

Person:“Crop? And Storytime?”
Tiktoker: “please go away”

by Obhioan April 14, 2022

corporate crop dusting

Farting while walking but in a large group. It helps if you go to lunch with coworkers at a Mexican place and each person eats an epic portion of beans. When you get back to the office after lunch, walk with the same group and corporately crop dust entire departments / multiple office cubicles. Can also be applied in elevators, other small enclosed rooms, moving escalators, and more.

Hello, yes, is this HR? I would like to file a complaint. The IT department came by after lunch and performed a corporate crop dusting in our area. It's like the bomb at Hiroshima or something!

by newcents June 9, 2014

zoom-and-crop

A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presence in the picture and usually has their mouth open, making a funny face, etc. Therefore, the only thing to do is zoom in on this person to make them really big, then crop it so the picture is just of them.

C: Kaitlyn's legs are open in the back of this picture and she's wearing a skirt--you can see everything.

R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.

or

R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop

by haines December 15, 2008

Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.

Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!

by John Doe357 November 4, 2013