sexually confused

changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
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John norris.

john norris was sexually confused, he was bi one week, striat another, and full out homosexual other ( and most ) of the time.

by as if i'd tell you August 29, 2008

Confusioness

The act of being confused, particularly in IT.

Andrew's confusioness was at an all time high when trying to decipher Jim's circular logic.

by Jimbo-slice April 8, 2010

Cockus Vaginitus

A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.

"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"

"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."

"Ew, gross! Why?"

"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."

"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."

by Jason Hauffman July 28, 2012

Concussion

When you fucking a bitch so hard that hoe gets a concussion

James: I was with Ashley last night
Mark: Oh yeah? How’d that fucking go bud
James: Fucked her so hard I gave that bitch a concussion

by TMan69 March 9, 2020

Cockus Grumpus

That moment when you do something so minor that it doesn't matter but its still pretty cockus grumpus, that moment for when you need something to say but you dont know what, cockus grumpus, that moment when you do something so incredibly epic that there is no other way of describing it, Cockus Grumpus

Man 1: ayoo i just flicked this paper off the desk
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus
Man 1:...
Man 2:...
Man 1:...
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus

Man 3: Hey Guys you will never guess what, I just bought 16 pounds of weed!!
Man 1 and Man 2 simultaneously : COCKUS GRUMPUS!!!!

by NotFire05hahafunny8cock December 19, 2021

Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face

An Asian person doing a duck face, yet he is deformed and he is confused about something.

-Dude, you drew a Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face!
-That guy over there is a Deformed Confused Asian Duck Face...

by CHEESEYDINOSAUR June 17, 2013

confused by nature

gay term used by california gays ( nobody understands them)

fog rolling in friend, nature is wonderful, I got spanked when I put on moms silk underpants.
I was so confused by nature. I just love bay bridge fog U want a blow horn!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006