pelvic congestion

The female version of blue balls.

Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.

by 34235235 June 1, 2006

kiddie concentration camp

simply put, a daycare center for babies and toddlers. if taken a close look, very similar to the situation hideous hitler put his prisioners through. little children, kept behind bars, fed just enough to sustain life, kept from human involvement and interaction. sometimes even an evil "jailer, warden" is in control of the entire evil scene. allowing the children to eat, interact, ect only when it is convenient for her. children in kiddie concentration camps, often spend the day dreaming of their sweet mommies, and the yummy goodies that she has waiting for him when she arrives at five pm to pick him up.

charles said to charlotte, three cribs to the left of him, " so how long have you been in this kiddie concentration camp". three year old charlotte replied, can't you tell by looking, i have been doing hard time for three years. good luck getting outta here with the economy today.

by sweetontweety7777 April 17, 2009

Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007

Conger

Male Homosexual that is flamboyant about it and acts outwardly gay yet claims to be straight. Often are married and try to conform due to social pressure or religious belief but are genuinely only attracted to and fantasise about men.

Often deeply resentful and angry due to a feeling of being trapped in a life that is a lie, also ashamed as they visit male prostitutes to fulfil their sexual desires.

WTF dude, David is married? But he has to be gay and even offered to blow me! First rate Conger.

Famous example: Ted Haggard

by Charlie28 January 31, 2010

Cogger

This is a epithet for people who do things that make you think they may be cognitively impaired, since it has become politically incorrect to call someone "retarded."

Man #1: What are you doing?
Man #2: I am spray-painting a swastika on this church.
Man #1: That is absurd, don't be such a cogger.

by dslim2 July 26, 2013

congert

(verb)

to fuck up a calculation on your chemistry work

I'm gonna continue congerting kilojoules to kilohertz so I can design this turboencabulator which will revolutionize the project's PK effic....OH FUCK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT!

by CreoX April 15, 2011

Cogger

When one gets there cock stuck in a grandfather clock

damn Dan couldn’t come to b-dubs last night since he was in a cogger

by Joe’sCrabShack June 1, 2021