Cleaverge

On the verge of being a cleavage .

So this hot chick bent down to pick up the coin and before I could notice, got cleaverged by the hair and the left hand. It was like she knew .

by _warchief_ May 1, 2016

Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.

"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"

by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018

Goblin Cleaver

A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.

'I activate the Goblin Cleaver... NYAAAAAAAAAAHHRRGHHHHHHHHH'

by chestergie October 13, 2020

I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen

“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

by Hampton Grey April 16, 2021

Clarence the Cleaver

He’s next up in the game, they can’t stop him

Clarence speaking: “The Cleaver !”-Clarence the Cleaver

by GinRummy27 February 27, 2022

beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Cleavers

A term used for mocking someone with a large cleavage.

Macy: " ... "
Person: "What's wrong, Macy? Cleavers got your tongue?"

by knowyourxxx March 4, 2017