Bobby Christensen

Bobby Christensen has the most rizz of all, he has more rizz than Emil Hansen, he can get any girl that he wants.

Bobby Christensen is the rizz god

by Emil Hansen November 10, 2022

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Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.

"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."

by Octobabe July 2, 2023

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Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.

"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."

by akaRakxm September 28, 2023

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A woman collects her clit cheese and mixes it with a mans smegma. You then get puff pastry and make cheese twists out of the smegma. After this the man uses the “cheese twist” as a dildo, preferably while the woman is on her period to add “ketchup”. The woman also uses another one as a butt plug for the man, and once they both finish they eat eachothers cheese twists. After this, they throw it up into a bowl and mix in both their shit and piss, then both “christen” eachother by pouring it on eachothers heads.

Do you want to try cheesy christening with me, grandma?

by I touch little kiddies January 21, 2026

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