A rather weak and ugly looking human who lacks intelligence. Would rather steal everyone else's sayings/quotes than make it's own. Usually has an underbite and is frightened easily.
(1)NORMAL HUMAN: "Shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."
by magigs October 8, 2008
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Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."
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1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!
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Get the chimp dick mug.An adjective describing a disheveled, ugly, homeless or generally unpleasant looking person, dog or other animal. It is derived from a Mexican comedy show in which a character by the name of Chimoltrufia, a chambermaid, displayed this unappealing look in each of her sketches.
Person 1: Look at that dog running around on the beach looking all chimu.
Person 2: Man, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that dog was either homeless or just born with bad luck!
Person 2: Man, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that dog was either homeless or just born with bad luck!
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