Chimping

Acting in such an unruly manor that ones actions are more comparable to a chimpanzee than a human. Often associated with high alcohol consumption.
Cade got way too drunk last night and started chimping around the bar until the bouncer kicked him out
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Chimping

1) Chimping is a way of life in which your diet primarily consists of Stella, burns and class As.

2) May also mean feeling extremely rough the day after the Stella, burns and class As have been consumed.
1) “Look Spud’s legs aren’t working”
“Yeah bro he’s majorly chimping off the ketamine”
2) “Where the fuck has Squeal gone?”
“He’s back at the tent chimping to fuck”
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When one, of female or male origin, cannot survive without a lover or sexual partner and overlaps relationships. Like a chimp only letting go of one branch only once has hold of the next.
Bob is chimping, he is moving onto Alice but he is still with Sally
by Bobsacunt May 16, 2019
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When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.
by 0irish October 10, 2012
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Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.
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A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!
Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.
by Doctor Jenny Tulls June 10, 2011
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In an online discussion or debate it is the act of putting unrelated data or questions into a response to deflect from the original point.
User 1: The sky is very blue today
User 2: But have you seen how bad the economic figures are this month?
User 1: Please stick to the subject and stop chimping.
by rd_303 March 08, 2015
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