grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.

Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”

by pl4ss May 8, 2022

off your cheesecake

Unloading an unfathomable fetish for cheesecakes, typically when engaging in celebratory activities.
The word is stemmed from the phrase "✰♡✰ onii-chan please add creamcheese to my cherry cake! daisuki onii-chan✰♡✰!"

"Dude look! They are pretty deep... like how far are you bending over"
"Naw dude, thats too sus. Itll be hard for me to jack off your cheesecake!"

by duckduckduckyduck June 1, 2022

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023

Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake

The act of grating the smegma from underneath a male appendage’s foreskin and dusting it on a cheesecake.

I went to the Cheesecake Factory and ordered a Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake. Shit was bussin’.

by Bootyholetickler69 May 28, 2023

Do you like cheesecake?

Like you tush licked

Do you like cheesecake?

by mista malcolm October 31, 2023

Give her some more cheesecake

Something so funny for no reason

Seeing someone nod their head in a weird way* “omg Audrey that is so give her some more cheesecake”

by Anna23453cats December 24, 2023

Put the cheesecake on the floor

To put your cum bum on the pavement

How to put the cheesecake on the floor:
Bro: Ay bro before you put that cheesecake on the floor let me ice it
*ejaculates*
Y/n: Thanks bro, feelin' frosty

by Ches cake Muncher January 30, 2025