Wilmington Charter

The best school in the world :

Hey look. Its the best school. Must be Wilmington Charter.

by yeahyeahh. October 18, 2008

Betts Chart

A scheduling chart done after the fact; worthless information presented graphically done to make superiors happy.

"Just make a Betts Chart man, nobody will ever know."

by Ryan Chu December 2, 2003

The Charizard Effect

The Charizard Effect (Ch-Ar-eh-zar-ed Effekt) is when two or more people are in a similar situation with similar odds, and one party is exceptionally fortunate in comparison. Common when entering new en devours.

Original Derivation:

--Scenario: Friend 1 and Friend 2 purchase their first Pokemon Booster Packs.

Friend 1: *Opens package* Dude! I got a holographic Charizard! In my first ever booster pack!

Friend 2: Sweet! *Opens package* I only got a Squirtle...that is just my luck.

Later to be coined - "The Charizard Effect"

by Rockymountainman88769 September 28, 2011

Chartered Accountant

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.

Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!

by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010

chart obsessed

someone who keeps on releasing different versions of the same song to stay #1.

tayfraud swift is nothing but chart obsessed. releasing millions of anti-hero remixes to block sza from getting #1 but still lost.

by osamacalis almanzar January 9, 2023

Lusher Charter School

School of the Dumbest, most ignorant, spoiled, insignificant, little preppy ass bitches alive. No wonder EVERYONE hates it there, and I HATE EVERYONE there(for the exception 3 or 4 people.)

Lusher Charter School is such a horrible place, Franklin is way better.

by HappilyGoingToFranklin March 8, 2009

off the charts

In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.

I knew he was a clueless tool when he used the expression “off the charts” three times in one hour.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017