Cacked

British slang term with multiple (usually vulgar) meanings. Most commonly:
1) To have recently taken a shit (bowel movement).
2) To have broken something.

"He's just cacked himself. Disgusting."

"Look what y'feckin' did now. Y've cacked it!"

by Brucetoffer July 15, 2019

cankelige

Excess cankles.

She had too much cankelige to be wearing those booty shorts and rainbows.

by Slowpoke74 August 23, 2019

Caked

To make ones coffee extremely sweet by adding a large amount of sugar and creamer

Person 1: dude try my coffee
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine

by Pumpkineater69 September 21, 2019

caked

To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep

Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"

by fcknstxned September 28, 2019

Canoedling

Kanoodling but in a canoe.

“Yo! Did you see Jeff and Lisa canoedling?!”
“Yeah, they should find a new river”

by blankchicken March 4, 2020

Canker dick

In short terms someone that has a canker sore on their penis dude

Dude I think I have a bad case of canker dick it hurts bro

by Rootwitch June 9, 2020

Caked

Getting the snot knocked out of your skull.
Getting absolutely rocked in the face.

Yo man, you see that fight last night?
Yeah bro, dude got fuckin caked.

by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020