cabbage cup

A cabbage cup is when one decides to fart in his hand, trap it in like a lid on a cup and proceed to force the cup into a friend/significant others face

Dave: Where were you last night mike?
Mike: I was busy cabbage cupping my girlfriend.

by Mr fart January 10, 2021

Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019

Cabbage pie

When you take a nasty dump and it smells like cabbage pie.

Yo dude why does the bathroom always smell like cabbage pie?!

by Dalidoll November 8, 2021

cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

Pickled cabbage

Dreadlock man pubes that smell like Rigamortus.

Gotta scrub the men. Can’t have her smelling my pickled cabbage.

by Rodge July 6, 2023