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Comey

Hey, did you see that Comey running out in the woods there?
by 400 lbs hacker October 1, 2016
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comediate

Using comedy to mediate an emotionally tense or heavy situation - It usually results in eased tension and a lighter mood, although, occasionally it comes off insensitive and causes comediater to feel like a total ass.
In an attempt to comediate at the scene of the car accident, Dan stated that that was the last time he will attempt to shave his crotch while driving.

The police officer did was not impressed by the drunk driver's comediating skills.
by Hubmonster2 September 2, 2010
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Comey-ed

Having the rug pulled out from under you so fast that you do an aerial 360.
Jenn totally comey-ed James so fast his eyes are still vibrating. crush destroyhumiliate burn embarrass cut cut offretribution destroy
by d3clark May 10, 2017
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Comeyed

When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.
Dude what's wrong, did you get Munsoned in the middle of nowhere? Naw man, I got Comeyed on Twitter 10 minutes ago.
by 1iJax May 10, 2017
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Comey Gate

Trump once again is in a Comey Gate.
by Pimpes Cupington May 14, 2017
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comedienne

This is in the other dictionary meaning a female comedian. If anyone has ever heard of one of these, please let me know.
Guy 1: Jo Brand is a comedienne.
Me: Wait dude, are you telling me a girl actually makes a living telling jokes?
Guy 1: Yeah
Me: She must have really big tits
by Fergus J May 28, 2006
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Sit-Down Comedian

1. The literal meaning of a comedian sitting down as opposed to standing up when making jokes.
2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.
1. Person A: I wanna be a sit-down comedian one day.

Person B: What's that?

Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian.

2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day.

Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!
by RealTalk97 January 14, 2017
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