Comeyed
When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.
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Comeyed
Concluding an investigation of a political candidate, by finding the subject to be beyond legal reproach, but using the opportunity to question the subject's qualifications for the office she holds or seeks, and in a self-aggrandizing way.
President Biden was Comeyed by Special Prosecutor Hur at the conclusion of the classified documents investigation.
Comeyed by ninefoursixfour February 8, 2024
comemedian
Someone who obnoxiously overuses internet memes in real life to mask the fact that he/she is not actually funny.
Jon the comemedian walks through the door.
Jon: ME GUSTA!
Me: Okay. We get it. You're into fucking memes.
Jon: ME GUSTA!
Me: Okay. We get it. You're into fucking memes.
comemedian by imfondofkenya April 17, 2011
coreyed
mum and dad go away on holiday and their teenage son throws a party for 500 people in the backyard.
But it's a crushing reality for two Melbourne parents whose 16-year-old son drew a rowdy and drunken crowd at the weekend after advertising his party on the internet and via text messages.
What's more, mum and dad may soon be hit with a $20,000 bill to cover the cost of the police response.
Sixteen-year-old Corey Delaney from Melbourne's Narre Warren South is probably the first-ever Melbourne teenager to have both the Acting Premier and the Police Commissioner address the media about his latest house party.
hence Corey Delaney got coreyed
But it's a crushing reality for two Melbourne parents whose 16-year-old son drew a rowdy and drunken crowd at the weekend after advertising his party on the internet and via text messages.
What's more, mum and dad may soon be hit with a $20,000 bill to cover the cost of the police response.
Sixteen-year-old Corey Delaney from Melbourne's Narre Warren South is probably the first-ever Melbourne teenager to have both the Acting Premier and the Police Commissioner address the media about his latest house party.
hence Corey Delaney got coreyed
coreyed by TheHotSauce March 8, 2008
Coreyed
Definition: getting blacked out drunk, forget where you are, lose your clothes, act like nothing happened, say your not drunk also used in verb form while going out.
May occasionally be so drunk that you end up in snow banks with no idea where one may be.
May occasionally be so drunk that you end up in snow banks with no idea where one may be.
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026