Comeyed

When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.

Dude what's wrong, did you get Munsoned in the middle of nowhere? Naw man, I got Comeyed on Twitter 10 minutes ago.

Comeyed by 1iJax May 10, 2017

Comeyed

Concluding an investigation of a political candidate, by finding the subject to be beyond legal reproach, but using the opportunity to question the subject's qualifications for the office she holds or seeks, and in a self-aggrandizing way.

President Biden was Comeyed by Special Prosecutor Hur at the conclusion of the classified documents investigation.

Comeyed by ninefoursixfour February 8, 2024

comemedian 

Someone who obnoxiously overuses internet memes in real life to mask the fact that he/she is not actually funny.

Jon the comemedian walks through the door.
Jon: ME GUSTA!
Me: Okay. We get it. You're into fucking memes.

comemedian by imfondofkenya April 17, 2011

coreyed 

a term meaning a party which gets out of hand in regard to the amount of gatecrashers who attend.

mum and dad go away on holiday and their teenage son throws a party for 500 people in the backyard.

But it's a crushing reality for two Melbourne parents whose 16-year-old son drew a rowdy and drunken crowd at the weekend after advertising his party on the internet and via text messages.

What's more, mum and dad may soon be hit with a $20,000 bill to cover the cost of the police response.

Sixteen-year-old Corey Delaney from Melbourne's Narre Warren South is probably the first-ever Melbourne teenager to have both the Acting Premier and the Police Commissioner address the media about his latest house party.

hence Corey Delaney got coreyed

coreyed by TheHotSauce March 8, 2008

Coreyed 

Definition: getting blacked out drunk, forget where you are, lose your clothes, act like nothing happened, say your not drunk also used in verb form while going out.

May occasionally be so drunk that you end up in snow banks with no idea where one may be.

Hey guys you going out?

-yes I'm about to get Coreyed!

How drunk you going to get tonight on a scale of 1- coreyed?
-Coreyed!

Coreyed by Hjuuuu May 11, 2013

Coveyed 

When someone answers a question with such conviction that you have no reason to question it. But they actually don't have any idea and are in fact probably wrong.

Driver: is it left or right?
Passenger: it's left!
Driver: fuck, we're going the wrong way!
Backseat: dude, you just got coveyed

Coveyed by Smirk835 June 4, 2016

Comey-ed 

Having the rug pulled out from under you so fast that you do an aerial 360.

Jenn totally comey-ed James so fast his eyes are still vibrating. crush destroyhumiliate burn embarrass cut cut offretribution destroy

Comey-ed by d3clark May 10, 2017