Zapp Brannigan

A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.

Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.

by dj gs68 September 4, 2003

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For The Brand

For The Brand is a phrase used by listeners and followers of The Pat McAfee Show. It is used to express gratitude towards kickers and punters in American football.

Im For The Brand because I appreciate kickers and punters.

by GB Packrats June 5, 2020

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brandon novak

Former pro-skater, signed by Tony Hawk but messed it up by doing heroin for many years. Is now clean, and living in Castle Bam in West Chester, Pennsylvania. Claims to make "fast company" with numerous girls each night and tells about it on Radio Bam. Super fly, but super horny.

Friend of Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Raab Himself, Tim Glomb, Bucky Lasek, Rake Yohn, etc.

Plays "Dooley" on Bam's movie Haggard, and appears on MTV's Viva La Bam.

Also known as: Dream Seller, Dead Beat Dad (Knocked girl up on one night stand), DBD, Nudie Novak (Doesn't think twice about getting naked in public), Life Partner (to Bam), Heroin Novak.

Bam: *Pushes Novak into river*
Brandon: "This water is dirtier than the girl I hooked up with last night!"

Brandon: "Hey Bam, how do you spell Novak?"

Dooley: "Watch your mouth sweetheart."

by jdogg01 September 2, 2005

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Brandon

Brandon is a person with an overall great person . Even though he has a short attention span, if you are talking to him, he will listen to every word. Brandon is a very creative person; give him a box he'll make it into a rocket ship, give him some paper clips, he'll make a dragon. At first, he doesn't know who he loves, but when he does he'll love them forever. Brandon will be shy when you first meet him, but when you get to know him he'll never shut up. If you come to him for advice, he will never disappoint.

Man, Brandon is a good friend once you get to know him.

by Dubstomp49 June 8, 2017

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branleh

Origionally a french word meaning shake, it has been adapted to be another word for masterbating, specifficly male. Can also be used as a single word sentance.

Sometimes associated with classy masterbation in the case of being a "Branleheur le France"

This word is very commonly used by many members of the TT forums with an overuse by the member JBII who has dedicated his life to branleh

"Screw this, I could be branlehing right now"

or following the posting of a picture of a hot girl on a forum "BRANLEH!!"

"Oh man, thats so hot i just made branleh splash in my pants"

by The Ras Man December 10, 2008

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