branleh 

Origionally a french word meaning shake, it has been adapted to be another word for masterbating, specifficly male. Can also be used as a single word sentance.

Sometimes associated with classy masterbation in the case of being a "Branleheur le France"

This word is very commonly used by many members of the TT forums with an overuse by the member JBII who has dedicated his life to branleh

"Screw this, I could be branlehing right now"

or following the posting of a picture of a hot girl on a forum "BRANLEH!!"

"Oh man, thats so hot i just made branleh splash in my pants"

branleh by The Ras Man December 10, 2008

je m'en branle

One of the many French expressions for I don't give a fuck. Literally "I'm masturbating about it"

Je m'en branle que tu aimes la pastèque !

I don't give a fuck that you like watermelon !

je m'en branle by Vasshat May 1, 2015

branleur 

The French word for "wanker".

"Quand vous retournez, apportez les tartes! Branleur..."

branleur by Armand Karlsen December 24, 2003

branlette espagnole 

is the French way if saying titty fuck

Elle m'a fait une branlette espagnole hier soir.

branlette espagnole by mimi11581 September 20, 2007

branlette 

French slang for masturbation.

1. (Vulgar) Wank, ham shank, hand shandy (act of masturbation).
2. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit (worthless thing or activity)
3. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit, wankery (dubious or too elaborated construct, in general intellectually).

Derives from "branler" (to wobble, te be unstanble, also in slang to wank).

Se taper une branlette = to pull one's wire, to have a ham shank

Lire des bouquins, c'est le la branlette = Reading books is a fucking waste of time.

La droite, la gauche, le libéralisme, le communisme, c'est de la branlette tout ça ! = Right, left, free market economy, communism, that's all bullshit.

branlette by The Ultimate Cunt January 24, 2010

branlee 

A player when he’s single; A loyal and an amazing person when he has a gf/bf and truly loves and cares about her/him. He will make you feel so special and are easy to fall for. They are very charming and know their game. *beware of a branlee u can never predict them*

bro watch out for branlee he’s so unpredictable...

branlee by annoying-whore-bitch-hoe May 27, 2019

Brandeh 

Being Brandeh is the Coolest! It separates you from all the Brandys in the world! And you are super hott!!! And you are super adorable! and being as there is only one Brandeh, who is Brandy Smith in Ohio, or me, I ROCK AT LIFE!!

oh my geez, did you see the Brandeh today?

Yea she is so hott!! and adorable!

Brandeh by BRANDY KRISTINE February 11, 2009