booger

a mass of solid mucus from the nose

If your gonna remove a booger from your nose with your bare hands, try to remeber to wash them afterwards.

by Light Joker April 11, 2006

love booger

the inadvertent act of inhaling semen through the nose as a man ejaculates on your face

Get me a tissue, you gave me a love booger!

by Rockjock August 20, 2003

boogerhog

A girl whom is both highly unattractive (Booger) AND fat (hog).
(Slang) In very extreme cases this phrase may be utilized (Wrongly) to describe a girl that is simply VERY, EXTREMELY ugly, or simply VERY fat; however the
preferred nomenclature is only if a girl satisfies BOTH ugliness, and morbid obesity.

"She was 5 foot tall, 300 pounds, yellow snaggleteeth, acne, and nappy hair." A regular boogerhog.

by Hubbard Hardin Co. June 25, 2008

Boofer

A new version of the word "nigger" except black people don't get offended by it and you still get your satisfaction

Sorry Deshon, I can't hang out. My mom said i'm not allowed to talk to boofers.

by imakeyourmomwet December 5, 2007

penis booger

the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup

There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.

by ferraldi January 13, 2011

blooper

A blowjob while on the toilet.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Booger Spot

A spot in a persons vehicle reserved for freshly picked boogers.

Everybody has a special Booger Spot just waiting to be found.

by Jimmyz1234 June 15, 2009