A retarded Barbarian that chops off the fingers of innocent boys for pleasure. On certain days can release a rancid aroma of ass known to kill small mexicans. Usually seen with a small caveman (scientific name: yennius neanderthalus). Some recent sightings have included another creature that is quick to pass judgement on every living organism within a five meter radius. (known as: abbottimus hippopotamus).
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The act of a woman wearing a strapon dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate is aimed at the man's face.
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The act of a woman wearing a strapon dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate is aimed at the man's face.
When my girlfriend walked in with that giant dildo hanging from her crotch, I knew I was about to get a blakenbaker.
I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.
Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.
Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.
I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.
Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.
Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.
by Tacud June 1, 2010
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I wish I could be a Blake.
by hhood September 15, 2015
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Blake is a guy who is very sweet, cute, shy at some points. He hates hurting people especially when it comes to break ups. He can be annoying but he is a good friend to have. Blake usually keeps his crush a secret. Blake can take hours to respond to a text but he is a good friend to talk to. He would throw him self in front of a train for a girl.
Girl#1. " omg Debra have you seen Blake the blonde hair blue eyed potatoe?" Debra" yes. He breathes like a horse. Mmmm such a Blake"
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