broccoli bandit

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.

Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

Coconut Bandit

A person who steals your sperm.

Dude don't date her, she's just a coconut bandit.

by Austin Ries July 29, 2011

Cunty Bandit

Female outlaw on her period.

A band of cunty bandits came through town the other day and robbed the variety store of tampons.

by silverbackapes November 18, 2011

Rss Bandit

Corruption of "arse-bandit". Someone (normally a clueless boss) who insists on forwarding the contents of rss feeds to you by e-mail as if they are some kind of news authority, normally entitled "Did you see this?"

She keeps forwarding me "New Features of Windows 7" posts as if I either give a shit or live in a cave.

What an rss bandit!

by BingoJenkins August 11, 2009

Dirtbox Bandit

One that takes it deep in the ass.

Did you hear fucking ralph got a pay rise ... WHAT !! that fucking dirtbox bandit.

by ICEsmoke May 2, 2014

Cum Bandit

One who uses sperm as means of theft. The bandit convinces someone to perform fellatio upon him, and when nearing completion, he asks to ejaculate on his victim's face, requesting to "let me cum on your face, it will be sexy." While ejaculating, he aims his penis towards the eye of his victim, with the aim of getting sperm in both eyes. The sperm will temporarily blind the victim, at which point the bandit looks around for some items to steal, as the victim is unable to stop him. He then flees the scene, while he hears the cries of his victim as he runs away, "nooooo, not the cum bandit!!"

"So I took this guy home from the bar, and as I was going down on him he wanted to give me a facial. Little did I know he was the cum bandit. Now I need a new laptop." -Kristine

"Bitch can I cum on your face? SKEET SKEET!! BIG SCREEN TV, peace bitch!!" - Cum Bandit

by cum bandito December 11, 2010

Fanny Bandit

A word often used to describe a straight guy who acts exceptionally gay or feminine. Also a gay guy who is exceptionally open about their orientation and hits on every man he sees.

Wow, that new kid jim is a fanny bandit.

by Joanne Sandanno March 6, 2008