ass-bandit 

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

ass-bandit by Danger Brown October 11, 2006

kraft singles bandit 

someone who steals cheese from a party

"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"

kraft singles bandit by lawl thomas November 7, 2009

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit 

Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.

My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit by Lehry March 11, 2009

arse bandit 

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

arse bandit by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Chocfish bandit 

Pirates of the brown cave, purveyors of feltch juice. All are people who enjoy a bit of bum.

Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole."

Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."

Chocfish bandit by Knob Rob October 3, 2006

Plastic Bandit 

One who makes purchases with only a credit card or debit card. Their tendency is to not carry any cash regardless of situation. Or prior notification of a cash only scenraio.

justin - "Okay, Aren, you portion of the bill is $18.00"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"

Plastic Bandit by jm25 August 24, 2008

Soil Bandit 

(Noun) A person too poor or intelligent to pay for dirt, a common city problem.

Derek and Leyanna were too drunk and poor to buy potting soil so they became soil bandits

Soil Bandit by Pabst Pandas March 28, 2010