ass-bandit

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

by Danger Brown October 11, 2006

ass-bandit

Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual

"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"

by El Toronja May 15, 2006

Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

by Dave F December 11, 2003

Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006

ass bandit

Noah Sayres.

Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!

by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009

ass bandit

-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others

-related forms
ass banditry, adverb

1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."

by Ming Merciless November 14, 2007