Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.

"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"

by LittleBeast April 22, 2025

blarqing

someone who indulges in the action of containing cp

benton was blarqing last night

by the super saver April 28, 2025

Blacking Off

Blacking Off is a form of autoeroticism in which a black person sexually stimulates their own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. Stimulation may involve the use of hands, everyday objects, sex toys, or more rarely, the mouth (autofellatio and autocunnilingus). Blacking Off may also be performed with another black sex partner, either blacking off together or watching the other black partner Black Off, known as "Mutual Blacksturbation".

A job? Nah fam, I bet that Nigga be Blacking Off.

by Bobblesworth Von Spankleton November 12, 2025

Gats blaring

to run into a shootout firing like crazy in all directions.

Bro 1: "hey bro remember last night on Xbox Live when you ran into that room gats blaring and killed everyone"

Bro 2: "ya man that was freakin' sweet!"

by THEMAN123 February 24, 2009

Gats Blaring

To rapidly fire weapons in all directions with no regard for the safety of others. Also see spray and pray.

Bro 1: He dude remember last night on Xbox live when you went into that room gats blaring and killed all those Nazi's?

Bro 2: Ya dude that was freakin' sweet

by Maxter723 December 16, 2008