family asswipe

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop

family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe

by MadMacxxx July 26, 2011

Asspine

1) A seven-letter word used in Scrabble. 2) An insult used to describe those that seem to have a pine up their ass. See also: Fuckernickel.

Origin: Pine was used in a game of Scrabble, and a player only had the letters A, S, and S.

That man is acting like such an asspine.

You stole my cream soda, you asspine!

by Kevin February 24, 2005

Half-assing

(v.) Saying you will do something, but backing out when the time comes.

Person 1: "When Stephanie comes, you have to eat her out"
Person 2: "Aight"

*Stephanie comes*

Person 1: "Here she is, go eat her out"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why're you half-assing this?!"

by Who_Dat_Boi August 13, 2017

Assinine

When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.

My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.

by Mardonia April 8, 2009

Assinface

Sucky, stupid, or boring. Could also be someone's ass in your face.

Person 1: Damn that movie wasn't worth the money!
Person 2: I know! It was totally assinface!

by RangRang August 3, 2008

Assinate

To assassinate someone through the butt, particularly through vile means.

"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."

by Zileaha July 17, 2015

asswipe

wipe for ass; brian
using child on rectum to ploeasure oneself

i just used baby jesus as an asswipe

by abtuse triangle May 4, 2018