Definitions by MadMacxxx

family asswipe 

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop

family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe

family asswipe by MadMacxxx July 26, 2011