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Ashed

The slang term for a sexual act where one stimulates the anus with a thumb during copulation. This move is usual performed in a clockwise motion.
"I Ashed her ass real good?"
by Albert Bino March 23, 2008
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she asked me

she asked me
she asked me
by she asked me October 4, 2021
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assdick

noun - A dick long enough to be tucked into the asshole slash sphincter.

adjective - a person who is enough of a jerk to be called an ass and a dick at once i.e. one who is a rude/mean and a tool at once and possibly all of the time.
Bobby Joe comes walking down the hall with his shirt collar popped and blatantly ignores Claudia when she says hello to him; she turns to her biffel Amanda and says "Wow. What an assdick."
by pandarex November 24, 2009
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assdorito

A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language.
Steve: Hey check out that girl, I'm gonna go take her purse
John: Don't be an assdorito
by Klevo April 20, 2008
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assdarts

(v.) A game where the objective is to use an erect penis as a dart and another person's ass as the dart board. A "bulls-eye" in this game is defined by anal penetration.
Yo Josh, that game of assdarts me and your sister played last night was intense, I scored 5 bulls-eyes!!!!
by lkojoju July 21, 2006
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assdamaged

Being more advanced than being "butthurt". This tends to be even more advanced of a level of being a douchebag
Man hes getting all assdamaged by this!
by demnutz December 20, 2013
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assdragon

When you have very painful and extreme explosive diarrhea;)
Holy dog shit Tom just had a very bad case of assdragon.
by ass wipe under dik January 28, 2015
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