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Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy
Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister
by Thatonealan February 22, 2022
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Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.
Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.
by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023
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Alan

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.
“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”
by Ih8N1gg3rz May 9, 2024
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Alan

He is just so fit, muscles the size of mountains and you know what they say about big feet.
I slept with this guy last night he was such an alan
by Alan Mcvicar October 21, 2020
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alan

A normal person that is not racist even though people think he is
person 1: Hey alan are you racist?
alan: no
by Alan??????? March 29, 2022
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