Triple Red Alarm Code M/D

A red warning light triggered by a mom or dad in the area. The triple alarm that goes off mentally when a parent is nearby and trouble may start.

Parent: "Hey! What's with the locked door?"
You: "Just a minute!!"
Friend: "Triple Red Alarm Code M/D! We have an incoming Mom/Dad!"
You: "Hit the power switch!"
Friend: "Got it! Ok, act calm."

by xIcefireAngelx June 6, 2011

Irish Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.

"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."

"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."

by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006

G-alarm

The sound one makes when there g-spot is being stimulated; Moaning; orgasm.

"My girlfriends G-alarm is so loud im glad she lives by herself"

by talroma December 9, 2008

False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008

five alarm chili

Nickname for a real hot and crazy gangstar in the nejghborhood. Generally someone who talks a lot and is known for his "hot-n-spicy" wit.

Yo, five alarm chili was like "Julian's ride would be a dope ride to pull some poon in, that is if he wasn't rockin it."

by bryant October 22, 2004

Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010

Irish Alarm Clock

The sound someone makes when they overreact about nothing

Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest

Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off

Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*

Person 1&2: Oh shit.

by The Grunge Girl thats no bitch August 27, 2009