billie joe armstrong 

A very talented musician, who plays guitar, drums, harmonica, mandolin and piano (and i'm sure a whole lot more). He is the lead singer of a musically talented band called Green Day. He's been singing since he was about 4 and I have to admit the singing has paid off. He's got one of the best rocker voices known to man! He writes most of the songs for Green Day and is very good with that!
He is married and has 2 kids and I find it very disturbing that 14 year old girls are turned on by a 34 year old happily married man with kids. Find someone your own age!

Teen : Omg i love Billie joe armstrong he is like my future husband!
Me : You know he's married right?
Teen : What? Your kidding right?
Me : Nope, plus he's got 2 kids!
Teen : No my life has ended!!!!
Me : For gods sake.. he's 34! and your 14!!!
Teen : So?
Me : What has this world come to?!!!!

billie joe armstrong by gdlun May 16, 2006

Erika&Joe Relationship 

When two people really like each other and they always hang out , but neither one of them will ask the other out.

"Did so&so ask you out yet??""No, were in an Erika&Joe Relationship ""oh"

Erika&Joe Relationship by fruitycupmuffin February 4, 2010

Cotton eyed joe 

The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.

If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...

Cotton eyed joe by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006

Uncle Joe 

Josef Stalin

Kind uncle joe will help us fight the german!

Uncle Joe by Terran-Ghost November 18, 2003

billie joe 

The lead singer and guitarist of the band Green Day. Also see "hottest man alive". His looks and voice are enough to make any girl (or even guy) melt, and it is also quite attractive that he doesn't think very highly of himself.

See also "delicious".

It was so hot outside today, it was almost as hot as Billie Joe Armstrong.

billie joe by Haushinka November 16, 2003

New Jersey Sloppy Joe 

The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.

I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.

New Jersey Sloppy Joe by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011

Drop a joe Biden 

Taking a voluminous, stinky, soft serve Poo.

Yo homey, you better pull over at the next rest stop so I can drop a Joe Biden. If you don’t, I swear that I’m going to drop a Biden in my pants.

Drop a joe Biden by Skone Dog September 1, 2021