Shmack job 

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.

Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..

Shmack job by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011

Cajargle Job

n. an especially disgusting sexual act. pretty hot if your on the recieving end.

Jane - John whats a cajargle job?
John - Exactly:)
Jane - Where did you hear about it?
John - Magic!

Cajargle Job by Mr. Magic aka Cocaine Wizard October 31, 2011

Mow-job 

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

Mow-job by samweis August 25, 2011

river job 

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

river job by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011

God job 

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

God job by DammitlDave October 12, 2011

O job

O job is when a nurse washes your balls for you because you are too disable to do so for yourself.

Nurse #1: give that old guy a scrub down there when you're cleaning him
Nurse #2: you mean an O job

O job by DJ_EJ November 10, 2011

Rim job 

The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.

To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.

Rim job by BradMojito November 22, 2011