fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

stick fishing 

To insert a "stick" of Xanax into a female's vagina and fish it out with your tongue.

Last night was wild. She let me go stick fishing.

stick fishing by kaynouse January 17, 2017

Ice fishing In July 

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

Ice fishing In July by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

Fishy Fishy, making it stinky 

Fishy fishy making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth

"Hey! Now my plans are fishy and stinky who did this?"

"Sorry dude but I saw Sara fishy fishy making it stinky earlier!"
"What does that mean?"
"Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh, ok."
"Fishy Fishy, making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh wow thanks"

Fishy Fishy, making it stinky by We are NOT the same person May 9, 2021

le fishe 

A meme that originated from 4chan. It's about a fish being inside a bathtub with La vie en rose being played with some reverb effects.

For some it gives a feeling of an unknown emotion, something deeper than just memes, le fishe is more than just that!

Simon: "Hey dude, you know what 'le fishe' is?"
Steve: "It's a religion, join us!"

le fishe by jbk() November 1, 2020

open fly fishing

To open the fly on someone's pants and explore what lies beneath.

In the taxi, the couple began open fly fishing!

open fly fishing by I, Wreckerrr November 24, 2016

sal fisher 

main character in the indie game, sally face. the coolest.

A: I love Sally Face, Sal Fisher is my favourite.
B: Same, he’s very cash money.

sal fisher by v0cal0id March 7, 2021