tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

tight as a fishes ass under compression by GS71 April 4, 2015

fisherfiisher 

fisherfiisher is a dude, whose name is Samuel Isaac fisher, he is famous guitarist and singer ( on tiktok )

this is the most talented person you will ever meet in your life, he has such a beautiful voice and you will fall in love with him. 🎣

-im french so i can say that Eiffel for fisherfiisher

- i saw fisherfiisher on my fyp !

fisherfiisher by sigigirl37 April 30, 2021

knock over the fishbowl 

To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.

Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.

knock over the fishbowl by karkaran117 September 16, 2014

fishocrite 

A hypocrite who claims to be a vegetarian/vegan but still eats fish.

Jeseppi: "Is that Scarlett smashing that salmon steak? I thought she was a vegetarian!!!"
Bob Barker: "Yep. Classic fishocrite."

fishocrite by Jeseppi December 9, 2012

Fishbag 

Fishbag (n) - multiple meanings
1) Hooker cooch - titled due to the large number of objects held within it on any given night
2) Yesterday's fish special, reheated in storage bag and served to unsuspecting tourists who aren't likely to be repeat customers. Often served in the bag and cut open in front of guest in a ceremony known as the crowning

1) When Kyle hit the fishbag last night, I think he found another guy's car keys and a half smoked Cuban cigar inside
2) Kyle chose the fishbag special over both steak and pasta. He clearly misunderstood the waitress when she said she'd be scissoring on his plate

Fishbag by 960xxx July 8, 2015

Le Fishe au Chocolat

Le Fishe au Chocolat is a classical part of french cuisine. It the main ingredients are as follows:
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.

*in a restaurant*

person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?

person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...

person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*

person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.

person1: *blows nose*

person2: Why did you blow my nose?

Le Fishe au Chocolat by Nidardos RatOiler December 16, 2020

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010