When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
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Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
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A noticeable attractiveness or dignified appearance in a person that remains visible despite rough living conditions, worn or dirty clothing, or a generally unpolished exterior. Often caused by strong facial features, posture, or an underlying sense of humanity that contradicts common stereotypes.
A noticeable attractiveness or dignified appearance in a person that remains visible despite rough living conditions, worn or dirty clothing, or a generally unpolished exterior. Often caused by strong facial features, posture, or an underlying sense of humanity that contradicts common stereotypes.
He was clearly homeless, but there was a ruggedly handsome presence about him that made people look twice.”
“The dirt and torn jacket couldn’t hide his ruggedly handsome presence.”
“Sometimes you see someone on the street with a ruggedly handsome presence that completely challenges your assumptions
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“Sometimes you see someone on the street with a ruggedly handsome presence that completely challenges your assumptions
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Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
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Get the you can't handle that type of pressure mug.Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
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