Flice Water 

A whimsical term for a device used to swiftly dispatch unwanted flying insects, typically mosquitoes, flies, or gnats, by means of a swatting motion.

I need to get my flice water to get those flies.

Flice Water by Evie369 June 10, 2024

Titanic water 

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.

"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"

Titanic water by waterpark37 June 17, 2024

Alabama Water Snake 

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.

Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.

Alabama Water Snake by Speeggggy July 10, 2024

Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.

"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."

Donkey Water by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

German water by von groovy July 17, 2024

Hinge-Water 

The water which many men have been baptized in on a 'hinge date' or 'tinder date'. This water is usually a shower, bathtub, swimming pool, or dirty hot tub ect.

Ex. 1 "Don't dunk your head in the hinge-water. You might catch feelings or HIV."

Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."

Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."

Hinge-Water by Paumni July 18, 2024

leftover water 

Human urine. It's what we don't need and is what's leftover. I know there are some people who are into the "waterworks" but let's not get on about that just yet.

All afternoon, Kathy was drinking a 2 liter of diet soda with a straw and eating smoked salmon much to the displeasure of her coworkers. The only time they felt better was when she when to provide the toilet with her leftover water.

leftover water by von groovy August 4, 2024