Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018

National Grab Titty Month

The entire month of November is National Grab Titty Month
The month where you can walk up to a guy or girl and grab their tittys

John : "yo i cant wait for November"
Andrew: "why?"
John: "its national grab titty month!"

by Anonymous [498] October 3, 2019

slinky tits

A set of fun bags that are so droopy that they walk down the stairs before she does.

Chris, your girl needs to wear a bra. Her slinky tits are hanging out of the bottom of her dress.

by phildees January 30, 2007

TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION

TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.

MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!

HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!

MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

Tittilyshwanker

The act of slapping your shwanker against a women's boobs, while she wacks you off.

His cum got all over her after they had a nice titillyshwanker.

by Sepesi Wony September 11, 2003

tanker titties

fat ass man breasts, that u can see through a shirt, most likely involves fat nipples

Eric had some serious tanker titties poking through his suit.

by Buddy Lee April 5, 2003

Titslap

To slap someone (most likely a girl) in the breasts.

"That bitch didnt give me my money, so I titslaped her."

by Ryan Atwell February 21, 2006