It will be studied for a long time how the Ronald McDonald Presidents were allowed to bamboozle the American population, orchestrate their elections, and ruin the country. From the Supreme Court handing the unelected son of a former president the keys, to using mail in ballots during a pandemic, to splitting the ticket with a joke third party candidate, to using wounded veterans as decoys, and using the son of a previous presidential candidate who lost, everything has been exposed already. Now it's up to the People to care enough to see it.
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Get the Cannoli Cream-Press mug.A framework asserting that causality is preserved under all physical transformations—no matter how extreme the conditions, cause will always precede effect. Theory of Preservation of Causality suggests that causality isn't just a regularity but an inviolable structure of reality. Even in quantum mechanics, even in black holes, even in speculative FTL scenarios—causality holds. The theory doesn't explain how; it posits that preservation is fundamental. It's the physicist's faith: cause before effect, always and everywhere.
Theory of Preservation of Causality "Quantum entanglement seems instantaneous—effect without time for cause. Preservation of Causality says: the cause is just hidden, not absent. Information may travel differently, but causality always wins. The theory is a bet: keep looking, and you'll find the causal chain. Causality preserved, always."
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Theory of Preservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios "Warp drive engaged—faster than light, but when they arrived, they hadn't caused anything that wasn't already caused. Preservation of Causality says: FTL doesn't break causality; it just bends around it. The universe has safeguards. You can go fast, but you can't outrun cause and effect. They're always ahead of you, waiting."
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