Papa John

A drug dealer that delivers.

"Hey dude, Papa John is on the phone...he'll be here in 20."

Papa John by Roach Infesta December 9, 2008

armless John 

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

armless John by mconhero April 8, 2009

Scatman John 

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

Scatman John by Rob July 13, 2003

Mhar John 

The name Mhar John was a leader man, it was natural in him to be the leader of all things rational and stance in all things he would act to make an assembly smooth. Mhar John was born to be the ruler of all things, that is to rule

You are a great mhar john.

Mhar John by Ma Yuehan June 8, 2021

Tha John 

Another name for a vape pen, usually a disposable esco or elf bar.

Fiend 1-"Yo, you got tha John?"

Fiend 2- "Hell ya, wanna tap?"

Fiend 1- "Hell ya."

Tha John by Teanboy89 February 11, 2023

talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet

"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

talked to the john by John Leggett April 21, 2005

vanilla long john 

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

vanilla long john by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017