jacked up

Drunk, or not thinking straight due to alcohol. Probably came from the name of the beer, Jack Daniels.

"Don't start stuff when you're all jacked up!" -Country Song

by Englishboy September 25, 2005

jack in the box

When the tip of the penis pokes the entrance to the vagina (meant to be enticing). This process continues momentarily until the penis decides to make forcefull penetration.

"you anticipate it just like a jack in the box!!!!"

by candykane January 26, 2009

pulling a jack

someone (usually a male) who gets very excited over doing things with the opposite sex that others find mundane.

bro 1: were's sam?
bro 2: he's over there cuddling with elizabeth
bro 1: she's so drunk! practically unconscious!

*sam walks up*

sam: guys! guys! i was cuddling with elizabeth! i even put my hand on her ass!
bro 1: *whispers* he's pulling a jack

by chachboyginger November 4, 2010

Jack and Phil

The fun version of Marco Polo. The game is played the same except no one is required to say POLO. It is encouraged that during this game that whoever is not, "it," takes any pool item they can find (inner tubes, water absorbent balls, anything that they will feel) and hurl it at them to cause the person who is it frustration.

The boy was frustrated but determined to tag someone in the game of Jack and Phil.

by ICrocks August 28, 2009

Jack TIme

A method of war in which a person initiates in the act of charging into battle screaming the name of Jack Dark. This method is very ineffective and normally results in death for all.

ITS JACK TIME!!!!!!

CHARGE!!!!!!

by AAAHHHNNNUUULLLDDD!!! June 4, 2009

laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.

(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"

by dubble-dee April 19, 2011

snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.

Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.

by Swine Doctor April 26, 2011