the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something by big2na June 15, 2011

the thirsty seven 

noun, seven sluts sitting on a garbage can thirsty for your seman

holy shit! the thirsty seven!?

the thirsty seven by rebel666 November 27, 2011

The Three P's 

"Pack it. Punch it. Pass it." a term used typically for bong rats, when sitting in a group of two or more, one person seems to linger a little too long, and an encouraging friend wishes to hurry up his high.

*bong is passed around. linger boy comes up.* "pack it punch it pass it dude. we haven't got 'till christmas." *friend struggles* "yeah The Three P's man. work with us here."

The Three P's by Weed elf March 19, 2012

the tyrian 

to urinate off a wall or another large structure like lord tyrian lanister in game of thrones season one

"me and archie found a very tall rundown building so we climbed it and did the tyrian off it"

the tyrian by gandalf the slightly off white February 24, 2013

The Tower of Cumdon 

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

The Tower of Cumdon by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014

The Tom Perkins Initiative 

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.

Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.

The Tom Perkins Initiative by oj.did.itzzz February 22, 2014

the twinnery 

A cult or secret society twins are born into.

I belong to The Twinnery.

the twinnery by Barnes&&Noble June 7, 2014