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Ark John Keats Academy 

The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵
A new person in AJK: First day at school!

AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.

Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
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Tess St. John 

Nerd 1: Yo have you gotten into Tess St. John’s class?
Nerd 2: Nah man I got waitlisted.
Nerd 3: Y’all got Tess? She’s the goat!

to go to the john 

To go pee.

To go poop.

To go the washroom, the restroom.
Wait a sec! I have to go to the john! Wont be long!

Yeah we have to wait for her, she's at the john.

What The John Kane! 

1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.
Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!

Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?

The Captain John Morgan 

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

DEAR JOHN 

A goodbye letter from your girl. Congratulations, you're dumped. For playas: No prob. Jus move to the one next in line, nah mean? For the romantics: Try to avoid all sharp and dangerous objects & substances if possible.
What's worse? Being left and never getting a goodbye.
DEAR JOHN by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003