None the Wiser

The classic game of covert, brazen fapping in a relaxed hangout with two or more conscious and unsuspecting friends present. One is most successful under a blanket or snuggie, suppressing urges of heavy breathing, distinctive skin-clapping noises, and the desire to turn the pornhub mobile volume higher. The burden of proof rests with the masturbater (henceforth known as the fooler) in presenting a seawater scented tissue or pair of boxers upon completion. In coastal regions, where this smell is continually airborne, the fooler may show their freshly dripping partial to their peers to chalk up a win.

Tanio: "Ha! You guys are none the wiser! Get a whiff of this!"
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."

by Banandy June 18, 2014

wierda

starving yourself for months at a time while running 10 miles per day in order to stay under 100 lbs.

"whos that running out in the snow on christmas morning? oh, its wierda."

by cadet life sucks August 27, 2006

fuck wiper

Someone like a fuck wipe except they use a fuck wipe to clean any stain made by seamen or vaginal fluids.

Someone find me a fuck wiper, I fucked this bitch so hard the whole bed smells like dead fish from her vaginal fluids. And don't forget the seamen on the the head board. That's it... yah ok bend over more... there we go. Damn thats nice underwear you got on... oh my god wht the fuck is that coming out of your ass! Get yourself a fuck wipe!

by L2L1 March 28, 2005

wierdo

a wierdo is someone that is just wierd... wierd at everything u see him/her do, most people would think im a wierdo :S, but they dont know me :\ a wierdo does wierd/strange things and doesnt act right to everyone else, but some people look like wierdo's and arnt one on the inside... they just dont know how to act normal :S

someone that wears really old and untrendy clothes<<people think thats a wierd person just because the person doesnt know fashion lol

by AaRoN November 16, 2004

Wierd

The correct way to spell the word because I does come before E except after C, which is the RULE.

It's "wierd." "Weird" is just blasphemous to the english language.

by Baileebop. March 9, 2009

wigerian

does everyone know what a wigger is good wigerian is a white guy who wishes he was nigerian

by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

wider community

The super-sized, obese or 'plus' size community.

Let's go down to the mall and watch the wider community waddle around.

by Poll Hereford November 5, 2009