A European country in an alternate reality that lacks in oil, have literally no famous people, the king will try and scam you, and is really safe. Wigeria is located in the Northern part of alternate Europe. The capital is Twobujas but the largest city is Pleymobil.
Man in alternate universe: Man, Wigeria is so beautiful, I want to live there
Dimension Travelling Nigerian: Think again *Shoots him*
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)