Weezer

sad music for virgins to cry to

“Watch out, weezer fan 8 o’clock.”

by broebunger February 1, 2021

weezer

weezer

weezer

by party.of.ocelots.UD February 18, 2023

Bucket list weekend

A list of epic events you want to accomplish before Monday morning.

Hey Brandon, start making your list for the bucket list weekend!

by Clever Longboards July 28, 2009

fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

by Brian Bell April 27, 2011

Dr. Seuss Weekend

Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.

"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."

by Filthy Mammals March 19, 2014

french weekend

A French Weekend is not necessarily a weekend. Essentially, a French Weekend is the few days you don't wash-up after having steamy, sweaty, hard sex with someone you just met and feel very turned-on about. For the next few days you can smell sex on yourself and the scent of that person still lingers on your body until it's overtaken by your own familiar stink. That's when you know it's time to rub-n'-scrub with shampoo and good soap and go fuck again.

I haven't seen her for a few days now, but I'm still having a French Weekend.

Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?

Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.

by Narcosis May 4, 2008

3.5 day weekend

when you leave work after lunch the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Bob: Have you seen Jim?
Alice: Oh, he took a 3.5 day weekend. You'll have to catch him on Tuesday.

by NathanZ June 13, 2007